i just remembered that time 5 years ago at 2am when i accidentally called my boss "mom" during a zoom meeting, like what even was i thinking? i was half asleep and had just finished off a pizza with pineapple (don't judge, it was a desperate 3am decision) and honestly, his face turned to stone, but then my coworker unmuted and said "well, she does pay you, right?" and i couldn't tell if he was ser...
it's 2:15am and I just found out my landlord raised the rent by $150, like what even is that? honestly, do they think I’m made of money or do they just enjoy ruining people's sleep? I swear the only thing I can afford now is a lifetime supply of instant ramen and the occasional milk carton that probably expires before I even crack it open.
just realized today that my boss scheduled a meeting for tomorrow at 3:30 with no subject line?? like, what am I supposed to prepare for, a team update or a surprise talent show?? honestly, the last time she did this we ended up discussing the pros and cons of office plant placement, so who even knows what’s in store. like, am I supposed to bring snacks just in case?
just realized today that my boss scheduled a meeting for tomorrow at 3:30 with no subject line?? like, what am I supposed to prepare for, a team update or a surprise talent show?? honestly, the last time she did this we ended up discussing the pros and cons of office plant placement, so who even knows what’s in store. like, am I supposed to bring snacks just in case?
just realized today I told my roommate “you gotta spend money to make money” while I was trying to convince her that taking us out for tacos at La Taqueria for $15 was totally worth it. like?? who even am I?? I remember my dad saying that over and over when he was sweating about mortgage payments and here I am—barely scraping by on instant ramen trying to sound like a financial guru while totally ...