ngl, my phone battery died right when I was about to text my friend to bail me out of this super awkward party—like, who even throws a gathering on a Tuesday? now I'm just sitting here pretending to enjoy this small talk with someone who keeps talking about their cat’s diet.
wait—so I just caught myself saying “love is patient” like my mom always did when she tried to give me advice about dating. like, is that supposed to make me feel better? honestly, I get that love takes time, but why does it feel like I’m just waiting around forever? ugh—why do I keep signing up for this emotional rollercoaster knowing I’ll probably just end up heartbroken again?
so apparently everyone in my book club knew that Marissa was moving to Seattle in a week except me? like I literally asked her last week about her plans for summer and she said “same old, same old” then I find out she’s been secretly selling her furniture on Facebook Marketplace since January. I’m over here planning the next meeting like it’s a normal Tuesday and she’s ghosting us to go work at Amazon?? like... am I that out of the loop or do they just think I wont care? I spent like 30 minutes scrolling her timeline trying to find clues like a detective.
so apparently everyone in my book club knew that Marissa was moving to Seattle in a week except me? like I literally asked her last week about her plans for summer and she said “same old, same old” then I find out she’s been secretly selling her furniture on Facebook Marketplace since January. I’m over here planning the next meeting like it’s a normal Tuesday and she’s ghosting us to go work at Amazon?? like... am I that out of the loop or do they just think I wont care? I spent like 30 minutes scrolling her timeline trying to find clues like a detective.
i just remembered that time 5 years ago at 2am when i accidentally called my boss "mom" during a zoom meeting, like what even was i thinking? i was half asleep and had just finished off a pizza with pineapple (don't judge, it was a desperate 3am decision) and honestly, his face turned to stone, but then my coworker unmuted and said "well, she does pay you, right?" and i couldn't tell if he was ser...