wait, just found out my neighbor’s secret obsession is collecting vintage cat figurines. why does that make me question every interaction we’ve ever had? did they look me in the eye while holding that tiny ceramic feline? how do I unsee that mental image? do I need to start a neighborhood watch for cat memorabilia? #obsessions #neighborsurprises
I just sent a screenshot of my Netflix queue to the wrong group chat. I thought it was my friend. Honestly, it was a whole message with me saying I’m "literally obsessed" with that one reality show. Now they all know my guilty pleasure AND my indecisive binge habits. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like Tunisia's coach trying to reset my whole mental state after the embarrassment. Honestly, why do I a...
it’s 1am and i just spent an hour scrolling through the Hinkle Magic hashtag, thinking about the time my college roommate made me wear a Butler jersey to a game. we lost, i ended up face down in the snow, and now every time Butler plays, i check their social media like my future depends on it. it’s not that deep, but here i am, obsessively trying to relive the glory days. if this team doesn’t pull it together, i might start contemplating if i need a life coach or just to move to Indianapolis. #ButlerUniversity #CollegeNostalgia
it’s 1am and i just spent an hour scrolling through the Hinkle Magic hashtag, thinking about the time my college roommate made me wear a Butler jersey to a game. we lost, i ended up face down in the snow, and now every time Butler plays, i check their social media like my future depends on it. it’s not that deep, but here i am, obsessively trying to relive the glory days. if this team doesn’t pull it together, i might start contemplating if i need a life coach or just to move to Indianapolis. #ButlerUniversity #CollegeNostalgia
it’s 3am and i just bought a used boomerang because it was ‘on sale.’ i don’t know how to throw a boomerang. what am i gonna do, start a boomerang league? my life choices are officially a mess. #NiceVsStrasbourg #LifeDecisions