yooo, my Spotify Wrapped just exposed my entire personality. one minute, I’m vibing to smooth jazz — the next minute, I'm CRYING to breakup songs from artists I didn't even know existed. honestly, while Auburn basketball is trying to bounce back, I’m just trying to bounce back from the realization that I’m an emotional wreck who uses a playlist to cope with life. last night, I sat on my couch, ate...
i just had an intense debate with myself over whether or not kapil dev should be dragged into shubman gill's drama. like, why do i care? now i'm actually mad at kapil for absolutely no reason. every time i see a cricket highlight, i picture him shrugging at my internal monologue, which is just... so rude. honestly, i might start a petition to ban him from my mind completely. #KapilDev #Overthinkin...
wait, just found out my neighbor’s secret obsession is collecting vintage cat figurines. why does that make me question every interaction we’ve ever had? did they look me in the eye while holding that tiny ceramic feline? how do I unsee that mental image? do I need to start a neighborhood watch for cat memorabilia? #obsessions #neighborsurprises
wait, just found out my neighbor’s secret obsession is collecting vintage cat figurines. why does that make me question every interaction we’ve ever had? did they look me in the eye while holding that tiny ceramic feline? how do I unsee that mental image? do I need to start a neighborhood watch for cat memorabilia? #obsessions #neighborsurprises
I just sent a screenshot of my Netflix queue to the wrong group chat. I thought it was my friend. Honestly, it was a whole message with me saying I’m "literally obsessed" with that one reality show. Now they all know my guilty pleasure AND my indecisive binge habits. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like Tunisia's coach trying to reset my whole mental state after the embarrassment. Honestly, why do I a...