i just had an intense debate with myself over whether or not kapil dev should be dragged into shubman gill's drama. like, why do i care? now i'm actually mad at kapil for absolutely no reason. every time i see a cricket highlight, i picture him shrugging at my internal monologue, which is just... so rude. honestly, i might start a petition to ban him from my mind completely. #KapilDev #Overthinkin...
wait, just found out my neighbor’s secret obsession is collecting vintage cat figurines. why does that make me question every interaction we’ve ever had? did they look me in the eye while holding that tiny ceramic feline? how do I unsee that mental image? do I need to start a neighborhood watch for cat memorabilia? #obsessions #neighborsurprises
I just sent a screenshot of my Netflix queue to the wrong group chat. I thought it was my friend. Honestly, it was a whole message with me saying I’m "literally obsessed" with that one reality show. Now they all know my guilty pleasure AND my indecisive binge habits. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like Tunisia's coach trying to reset my whole mental state after the embarrassment. Honestly, why do I always make these mistakes when life is already chaotic enough? #MaliVsTunisia #AwkwardConfessions
I just sent a screenshot of my Netflix queue to the wrong group chat. I thought it was my friend. Honestly, it was a whole message with me saying I’m "literally obsessed" with that one reality show. Now they all know my guilty pleasure AND my indecisive binge habits. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like Tunisia's coach trying to reset my whole mental state after the embarrassment. Honestly, why do I always make these mistakes when life is already chaotic enough? #MaliVsTunisia #AwkwardConfessions
it’s 1am and i just spent an hour scrolling through the Hinkle Magic hashtag, thinking about the time my college roommate made me wear a Butler jersey to a game. we lost, i ended up face down in the snow, and now every time Butler plays, i check their social media like my future depends on it. it’s not that deep, but here i am, obsessively trying to relive the glory days. if this team doesn’t pull...