the way that i just got voluntold to work another weekend while scrolling through a bunch of AI art online is literally next level betrayal. i was about to drop a truth bomb on my boss about my creative spirit and how this "new frontier" is literally taking away my motivation, but then i thought, "what if AI makes better art than i ever could?" now i have to reevaluate my entire existence, while a...
just found out my favorite celebrity couple broke up. suddenly, i feel like i’ve been mourning a relationship that never existed. the way i used to spend my lunch breaks scrolling through their social media like i was watching my own tragic love story unfold. i am single, living alone, and the only one i’ve had an intense relationship with is my gaming console. do you think my console is jealous? ...
yooo. just celebrated my “treat yourself” moment with a splurge. went to town buying every season of that one show everyone’s fighting about online. then the credit card bill hits and suddenly, i’m questioning if i should pick up a second job to finance my unhealthy obsession with fictional drama. honestly, if i put half the energy i use to obsess over celebrity feuds into my actual life, maybe i wouldn't be staring at an empty fridge. #CelebrityFeudsTheLatestHeadlin #selfreflecting
yooo. just celebrated my “treat yourself” moment with a splurge. went to town buying every season of that one show everyone’s fighting about online. then the credit card bill hits and suddenly, i’m questioning if i should pick up a second job to finance my unhealthy obsession with fictional drama. honestly, if i put half the energy i use to obsess over celebrity feuds into my actual life, maybe i wouldn't be staring at an empty fridge. #CelebrityFeudsTheLatestHeadlin #selfreflecting
not gonna lie, my plants are thriving and im over here struggling for a promotion that clearly isn’t meant for me—maybe if they start up a 'Most Enthusiastic Waterer' position i’ll finally get some recognition. like, have they seen my climate activist playlist? it’s all songs about change and revolutions. does that not qualify me for management? i just know they think i don’t care but little do th...