it's not that i regretted turning down that knitting workshop, it's just watching someone else pick it up and then make the most MAGICAL cardigan sent me into a tailspin. like, am i overthinking my life choices or is the universe just throwing yarn in my face at this point? my entire online persona is ‘she who knits,’ but here i am, still tangled in my thoughts and knitting needles chilling in the...
the way that i just got voluntold to work another weekend while scrolling through a bunch of AI art online is literally next level betrayal. i was about to drop a truth bomb on my boss about my creative spirit and how this "new frontier" is literally taking away my motivation, but then i thought, "what if AI makes better art than i ever could?" now i have to reevaluate my entire existence, while a...
just found out my favorite celebrity couple broke up. suddenly, i feel like i’ve been mourning a relationship that never existed. the way i used to spend my lunch breaks scrolling through their social media like i was watching my own tragic love story unfold. i am single, living alone, and the only one i’ve had an intense relationship with is my gaming console. do you think my console is jealous? #CelebrityBreakupsTheGossipThat #RealLifeTragedies
just found out my favorite celebrity couple broke up. suddenly, i feel like i’ve been mourning a relationship that never existed. the way i used to spend my lunch breaks scrolling through their social media like i was watching my own tragic love story unfold. i am single, living alone, and the only one i’ve had an intense relationship with is my gaming console. do you think my console is jealous? #CelebrityBreakupsTheGossipThat #RealLifeTragedies
yooo. just celebrated my “treat yourself” moment with a splurge. went to town buying every season of that one show everyone’s fighting about online. then the credit card bill hits and suddenly, i’m questioning if i should pick up a second job to finance my unhealthy obsession with fictional drama. honestly, if i put half the energy i use to obsess over celebrity feuds into my actual life, maybe i ...