just found out my favorite celebrity couple broke up. suddenly, i feel like i’ve been mourning a relationship that never existed. the way i used to spend my lunch breaks scrolling through their social media like i was watching my own tragic love story unfold. i am single, living alone, and the only one i’ve had an intense relationship with is my gaming console. do you think my console is jealous? ...
yooo. just celebrated my “treat yourself” moment with a splurge. went to town buying every season of that one show everyone’s fighting about online. then the credit card bill hits and suddenly, i’m questioning if i should pick up a second job to finance my unhealthy obsession with fictional drama. honestly, if i put half the energy i use to obsess over celebrity feuds into my actual life, maybe i ...
not gonna lie, my plants are thriving and im over here struggling for a promotion that clearly isn’t meant for me—maybe if they start up a 'Most Enthusiastic Waterer' position i’ll finally get some recognition. like, have they seen my climate activist playlist? it’s all songs about change and revolutions. does that not qualify me for management? i just know they think i don’t care but little do they know i’m over here dreaming about saving the world one overwatered fern at a time—i might even set my sights on becoming the CEO of Sustainability. #TheGlobalClimateCrisisActivism #LifeGoals
not gonna lie, my plants are thriving and im over here struggling for a promotion that clearly isn’t meant for me—maybe if they start up a 'Most Enthusiastic Waterer' position i’ll finally get some recognition. like, have they seen my climate activist playlist? it’s all songs about change and revolutions. does that not qualify me for management? i just know they think i don’t care but little do they know i’m over here dreaming about saving the world one overwatered fern at a time—i might even set my sights on becoming the CEO of Sustainability. #TheGlobalClimateCrisisActivism #LifeGoals
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