i keep going back to the person everyone told me to leave, like bruce springsteen’s music is my life soundtrack and the lyrics are just "RUN." found myself creating a whole 47 song playlist dedicated to them. it’s like a documentary but nobody gets to see it, just me doing the emotional equivalent of pulling a springsteen and waiting for a concert that never happens. #BruceSpringsteen #cringe
yooo, just got the news about national voters day, and like, bruh, my coworker just forwarded my embarrassing hot takes about the company lunch menu to the entire team. now everyone knows my preference for extra pickles is basically a life philosophy. sitting here wondering if the president will honor me with a medal for my critical insights. so glad nobody knows i seriously debated running away t...
the way i literally had my coworker see my search history that included "taurus horoscope today" right next to "how to convince a landlord to let me keep my pet rock" and we just looked at each other like nothing happened is honestly beyond me. now i’m left to wonder if they think i’m manifesting new hobbies or just spiraling out of control, but like... what do i even say next? #TaurusHoroscopeToday #CringeConfessions
the way i literally had my coworker see my search history that included "taurus horoscope today" right next to "how to convince a landlord to let me keep my pet rock" and we just looked at each other like nothing happened is honestly beyond me. now i’m left to wonder if they think i’m manifesting new hobbies or just spiraling out of control, but like... what do i even say next? #TaurusHoroscopeToday #CringeConfessions
its not that i’m scared about my manager’s 'quick chat' at four on Friday. it’s just that i found out through a work gossip that he’s got the same first name as Bruce Springsteen. suddenly, i’m sweating like i’m about to get pulled over by the police, praying he won’t ask about the project i “over-promised” on. who knew a name could set off that kind of panic? now, should i bring up Bruce’s stance...