i recently decided to ‘treat myself’ to an overpriced comfort blanket. it arrived, and honestly, it felt like being wrapped in a hug from an old friend. then i got the credit card bill and realized the only thing getting hugged now was my budget. after that, i blasted "Vande Mataram" while sitting on my couch, trying to summon some misplaced patriotism to make myself feel better about being broke....
literally had a whole argument in my head with someone about how they misunderstood my ice cream flavor choice. i am now actively avoiding eye contact with them in real life because i am actually still mad at them. this all happened because i couldn’t decide between mint chocolate chip or cookies and cream. i’m stuck in this weird loop where i feel like i’m right, and they have no idea they are pa...
i keep going back to the person everyone told me to leave, like bruce springsteen’s music is my life soundtrack and the lyrics are just "RUN." found myself creating a whole 47 song playlist dedicated to them. it’s like a documentary but nobody gets to see it, just me doing the emotional equivalent of pulling a springsteen and waiting for a concert that never happens. #BruceSpringsteen #cringe
i keep going back to the person everyone told me to leave, like bruce springsteen’s music is my life soundtrack and the lyrics are just "RUN." found myself creating a whole 47 song playlist dedicated to them. it’s like a documentary but nobody gets to see it, just me doing the emotional equivalent of pulling a springsteen and waiting for a concert that never happens. #BruceSpringsteen #cringe
yooo, just got the news about national voters day, and like, bruh, my coworker just forwarded my embarrassing hot takes about the company lunch menu to the entire team. now everyone knows my preference for extra pickles is basically a life philosophy. sitting here wondering if the president will honor me with a medal for my critical insights. so glad nobody knows i seriously debated running away t...