its 2am and i just found out my crush never actually broke up with their ex. as i scrolled through their social media, there it was, a loving post with a heart emoji from TWO DAYS ago. i’m sitting here in pajamas, eating cereal with a fork, wondering how i went from being “the one” to just “the convenient snack.” my cat keeps staring at me like she’s my therapist, probably judging my life choices ...
ok but have you ever sat in a coffee shop, nursing a free water cup, while scrolling through influencer posts about luxury vacations? everyone assumes im out here thriving because i talk a good game, but underneath, im dodging bills like they’re social obligations. i just bought the cheapest mascara because if i look cute enough, maybe the universe will magically send me a sugar daddy, right? some...
the way that people think my wardrobe is trendy when really it’s just three pairs of pants, two shirts, and the same jacket, but I’m like an actor in a one-woman show, constantly changing the vibe. people at work have no idea I just recycle the same outfits, putting on a brave face while eating instant noodles for dinner. honestly, I'm a master at pretending to enjoy life, but on my latest credit card statement, the surprise of how much I owe is more dramatic than any season finale. and yes, I look composed but behind the scenes? I’m living a telenovela, frantically holding it all together with scotch tape and caffeine. #keepingupappearances #barelymanaging
the way that people think my wardrobe is trendy when really it’s just three pairs of pants, two shirts, and the same jacket, but I’m like an actor in a one-woman show, constantly changing the vibe. people at work have no idea I just recycle the same outfits, putting on a brave face while eating instant noodles for dinner. honestly, I'm a master at pretending to enjoy life, but on my latest credit card statement, the surprise of how much I owe is more dramatic than any season finale. and yes, I look composed but behind the scenes? I’m living a telenovela, frantically holding it all together with scotch tape and caffeine. #keepingupappearances #barelymanaging
just realized my ‘best friend’ texts me when they need something like clockwork. it’s like, hey, where were you during the apocalypse of my social life? I mean, when the latest iPhone rumors hit, and suddenly my phone’s blowing up like it’s New Year’s Eve, but not a peep otherwise? makes me feel like that sad background character in a sitcom waiting for the main cast to throw me a bone. honestly, ...