ok but have you ever sat in a coffee shop, nursing a free water cup, while scrolling through influencer posts about luxury vacations? everyone assumes im out here thriving because i talk a good game, but underneath, im dodging bills like they’re social obligations. i just bought the cheapest mascara because if i look cute enough, maybe the universe will magically send me a sugar daddy, right? some...
the way that people think my wardrobe is trendy when really it’s just three pairs of pants, two shirts, and the same jacket, but I’m like an actor in a one-woman show, constantly changing the vibe. people at work have no idea I just recycle the same outfits, putting on a brave face while eating instant noodles for dinner. honestly, I'm a master at pretending to enjoy life, but on my latest credit ...
just realized my ‘best friend’ texts me when they need something like clockwork. it’s like, hey, where were you during the apocalypse of my social life? I mean, when the latest iPhone rumors hit, and suddenly my phone’s blowing up like it’s New Year’s Eve, but not a peep otherwise? makes me feel like that sad background character in a sitcom waiting for the main cast to throw me a bone. honestly, if only they needed me to lend them my stellar emotional support during the work crisis instead of asking to borrow my charger. #LatestIphoneRumors #Worknightmare
just realized my ‘best friend’ texts me when they need something like clockwork. it’s like, hey, where were you during the apocalypse of my social life? I mean, when the latest iPhone rumors hit, and suddenly my phone’s blowing up like it’s New Year’s Eve, but not a peep otherwise? makes me feel like that sad background character in a sitcom waiting for the main cast to throw me a bone. honestly, if only they needed me to lend them my stellar emotional support during the work crisis instead of asking to borrow my charger. #LatestIphoneRumors #Worknightmare
not gonna lie, when I read about filmförderung and all these fancy streaming services getting money thrown at them, I couldn’t help but laugh. meanwhile, my last attempt at creativity ended with me pitching a short film about my neighbor’s cat that literally sleeps 20 hours a day. I mean, everyone else is buying houses and cars, and I'm just here trying to figure out how to finance a coffee habit....