literally just found out my coworker sent flirty emails to the new HR director. like, I can't even pretend to be shocked because last week, they literally offered me their last cupcake like it was some grand romantic gesture. now I’m convinced my workplace drama is the cringiest episode of a reality show that no one asked for. I just want to unsee that awkwardness. how do I recover from this witho...
i used to think binge-watching a whole series was my guilty pleasure. turns out it was a coping mechanism for the gaping void of not knowing how to connect with anyone. every episode was a reminder of love lost while everyone around me couple-up in cozy relationships. now, i'm scrolling through endless feeds of people embracing, while i sit with my gaming console and an unfinished book. it's hilar...
its 2am and i just found out my crush never actually broke up with their ex. as i scrolled through their social media, there it was, a loving post with a heart emoji from TWO DAYS ago. i’m sitting here in pajamas, eating cereal with a fork, wondering how i went from being “the one” to just “the convenient snack.” my cat keeps staring at me like she’s my therapist, probably judging my life choices and taking notes. just then, my phone buzzes, and its a message from them: “hey, want to talk?” but talk about what? MY whole embarrassing existence? the suspense is killing me, and now i’m stuck between texting back or letting my cereal drown in regret… #MilesBridges #relationshipdrama
its 2am and i just found out my crush never actually broke up with their ex. as i scrolled through their social media, there it was, a loving post with a heart emoji from TWO DAYS ago. i’m sitting here in pajamas, eating cereal with a fork, wondering how i went from being “the one” to just “the convenient snack.” my cat keeps staring at me like she’s my therapist, probably judging my life choices and taking notes. just then, my phone buzzes, and its a message from them: “hey, want to talk?” but talk about what? MY whole embarrassing existence? the suspense is killing me, and now i’m stuck between texting back or letting my cereal drown in regret… #MilesBridges #relationshipdrama
ok but have you ever sat in a coffee shop, nursing a free water cup, while scrolling through influencer posts about luxury vacations? everyone assumes im out here thriving because i talk a good game, but underneath, im dodging bills like they’re social obligations. i just bought the cheapest mascara because if i look cute enough, maybe the universe will magically send me a sugar daddy, right? some...