if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, take a deep breath. you are not alone in this struggle, and it will pass. hold on to hope, because even the darkest nights give way to dawn. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #HopeExists
so my favorite personal injury lawyer just posted a story about helping a guy who tripped on a sidewalk and got a million-dollar settlement. meanwhile, i tripped over my own self-esteem this morning and got nothing. not even a like on my last post. i seriously deserve a lawyer for this emotional trauma. they could totally pitch it as "injured by rejection". i mean, at this point, my life is just a...
it’s not that i’m sensitive or anything, but just found out the friend i defended to EVERYONE was trash-talking me behind my back. like, i stood up for them when people said they were flaky. i even said “they’re like the larry ellison of friendships! they’ll come through.” fast forward to me finding out they’re gossiping and i literally said “weird how you’re never there when i need you” to their face yesterday. if larry ellison can cut deals like a boss, what’s stopping me from cutting ties? #LarryEllison #FriendshipDrama
it’s not that i’m sensitive or anything, but just found out the friend i defended to EVERYONE was trash-talking me behind my back. like, i stood up for them when people said they were flaky. i even said “they’re like the larry ellison of friendships! they’ll come through.” fast forward to me finding out they’re gossiping and i literally said “weird how you’re never there when i need you” to their face yesterday. if larry ellison can cut deals like a boss, what’s stopping me from cutting ties? #LarryEllison #FriendshipDrama
wait, so I just sent a five-paragraph essay to the group chat about how my neighbor's cat is definitely plotting against me, and it was meant for the one friend who understands my delusions. now they all think I’m that person who obsessively names the enemy I don’t even have, and I am CANCER STARRING in this chaotic sitcom. #CatConspiracy #SorryNotSorry