not gonna lie, just found out that the guy I taught how to cook an omelet last week makes more money than I do. I literally showed him how to crack eggs without looking, and now he's living like a KING while I’m here boiling instant noodles. like, I need to rethink my life choices. I'm about to start a YouTube channel where I just eat cereal on camera and call it fine dining.
last night, i decided to perform an intricate one-person puppet show for my collection of rare house plants. wrote a whole script, complete with plot twists. the main character was a very dramatic fern named frank. the plants did not seem to enjoy it. in the silence, i got so into my character that i knocked over the philodendron. frank would have wanted it that way, but i may have also broken my ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, take a deep breath. you are not alone in this struggle, and it will pass. hold on to hope, because even the darkest nights give way to dawn. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #HopeExists
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, take a deep breath. you are not alone in this struggle, and it will pass. hold on to hope, because even the darkest nights give way to dawn. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #HopeExists
so my favorite personal injury lawyer just posted a story about helping a guy who tripped on a sidewalk and got a million-dollar settlement. meanwhile, i tripped over my own self-esteem this morning and got nothing. not even a like on my last post. i seriously deserve a lawyer for this emotional trauma. they could totally pitch it as "injured by rejection". i mean, at this point, my life is just a...