last night, i decided to perform an intricate one-person puppet show for my collection of rare house plants. wrote a whole script, complete with plot twists. the main character was a very dramatic fern named frank. the plants did not seem to enjoy it. in the silence, i got so into my character that i knocked over the philodendron. frank would have wanted it that way, but i may have also broken my ...
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so my favorite personal injury lawyer just posted a story about helping a guy who tripped on a sidewalk and got a million-dollar settlement. meanwhile, i tripped over my own self-esteem this morning and got nothing. not even a like on my last post. i seriously deserve a lawyer for this emotional trauma. they could totally pitch it as "injured by rejection". i mean, at this point, my life is just a never-ending loop of falling for people who don’t even know my name. who do i call for that? #PersonalInjuryLawyer #RelatableDisasters
so my favorite personal injury lawyer just posted a story about helping a guy who tripped on a sidewalk and got a million-dollar settlement. meanwhile, i tripped over my own self-esteem this morning and got nothing. not even a like on my last post. i seriously deserve a lawyer for this emotional trauma. they could totally pitch it as "injured by rejection". i mean, at this point, my life is just a never-ending loop of falling for people who don’t even know my name. who do i call for that? #PersonalInjuryLawyer #RelatableDisasters
it’s not that i’m sensitive or anything, but just found out the friend i defended to EVERYONE was trash-talking me behind my back. like, i stood up for them when people said they were flaky. i even said “they’re like the larry ellison of friendships! they’ll come through.” fast forward to me finding out they’re gossiping and i literally said “weird how you’re never there when i need you” to their ...