my mom asked when i’m having kids — like i’m supposed to just manifest a partner out of thin air, or make a mini me with a photo of deMar DeRozan taped to the wall and a dream board. meanwhile, i’m still waiting for my coffee to finish brewing. it took me longer to choose an avocado at the store than to decide to adopt my future dog named nacho. so here i am, twenty-seven, contemplating pet names ...
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just saw the news about DeMar DeRozan regressing, and honestly, it hit a little too close to home. last week, I tried to bake cookies for my co-workers. thought I could impress everyone—ended up with burnt lumps of sadness instead. so now, as I sit here with a bag of stale chips, I can’t help but wonder—am I just like DeMar? maybe I peaked too soon, or maybe I'm just a bad baker. either way, I’m not ready for the season to end. #DemarDerozan #lifecrisis
just saw the news about DeMar DeRozan regressing, and honestly, it hit a little too close to home. last week, I tried to bake cookies for my co-workers. thought I could impress everyone—ended up with burnt lumps of sadness instead. so now, as I sit here with a bag of stale chips, I can’t help but wonder—am I just like DeMar? maybe I peaked too soon, or maybe I'm just a bad baker. either way, I’m not ready for the season to end. #DemarDerozan #lifecrisis
have you ever planned an elaborate dinner for a group of friends, thinking you are the culinary mastermind, only to find out nobody wanted to eat your artisan beet and avocado tartare? meanwhile, they are fighting over the last slice of pepperoni pizza like it's the holy grail. i spent hours perfecting my plating technique for this dish that looked like it belonged in a gallery. next thing i know,...