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just found out about ben stokes' injury and now i'm stuck at home, still daydreaming about that guy who won’t even acknowledge me at the grocery store. honestly, that feels like my emotional stamina just limping off the field, while my crush is likely eating cereal alone, completely unbothered. at least stokes has teammates; my only backup is my houseplants, and they're starting to wilt. #BenStoke...

my mom asked when i’m having kids — like i’m supposed to just manifest a partner out of thin air, or make a mini me with a photo of deMar DeRozan taped to the wall and a dream board. meanwhile, i’m still waiting for my coffee to finish brewing. it took me longer to choose an avocado at the store than to decide to adopt my future dog named nacho. so here i am, twenty-seven, contemplating pet names ...

just saw the news about DeMar DeRozan regressing, and honestly, it hit a little too close to home. last week, I tried to bake cookies for my co-workers. thought I could impress everyone—ended up with burnt lumps of sadness instead. so now, as I sit here with a bag of stale chips, I can’t help but wonder—am I just like DeMar? maybe I peaked too soon, or maybe I'm just a bad baker. either way, I’m n...