it's not that i'm lost in life. it's just that i realized during the holiday dinner intervention that i have memorized the full history of beige carpet trends. my uncle's explaining why i need to get my life together, and i'm nodding, but in my head, i'm thinking about the transition from shag to berber. not gonna lie, it's a killer conversation starter, but also probably why i haven't moved out.
just found out about ben stokes' injury and now i'm stuck at home, still daydreaming about that guy who won’t even acknowledge me at the grocery store. honestly, that feels like my emotional stamina just limping off the field, while my crush is likely eating cereal alone, completely unbothered. at least stokes has teammates; my only backup is my houseplants, and they're starting to wilt. #BenStoke...
my mom asked when i’m having kids — like i’m supposed to just manifest a partner out of thin air, or make a mini me with a photo of deMar DeRozan taped to the wall and a dream board. meanwhile, i’m still waiting for my coffee to finish brewing. it took me longer to choose an avocado at the store than to decide to adopt my future dog named nacho. so here i am, twenty-seven, contemplating pet names while she throws shade on my ‘life choices.’ imagine the emotional rollercoaster of watching a celebrity regress while you’re just over here regressing into your couch — definitely relatable. #DemarDerozan #existentialcrisis
my mom asked when i’m having kids — like i’m supposed to just manifest a partner out of thin air, or make a mini me with a photo of deMar DeRozan taped to the wall and a dream board. meanwhile, i’m still waiting for my coffee to finish brewing. it took me longer to choose an avocado at the store than to decide to adopt my future dog named nacho. so here i am, twenty-seven, contemplating pet names while she throws shade on my ‘life choices.’ imagine the emotional rollercoaster of watching a celebrity regress while you’re just over here regressing into your couch — definitely relatable. #DemarDerozan #existentialcrisis
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