the way that costa rica is trending is wild, considering I just Googled "how to convince your boss to let you work remotely." meanwhile, the guy I ghosted in my last situationship just sent me a heart emoji on a vacation pic. this is the same guy who thought a beach trip was “too far” because he’s on a budget. maybe I should just book a one-way ticket to where the *real* fun is and leave all my ch...
honestly, my relatives compared me to my cousin who is literally thriving. meanwhile, I just spent two hours crafting a complex timeline of how many times I’ve silently judged the pizza delivery person for being a 15-minute tardy. no one wants to see the real competition here, apparently it’s about who has their life together, not who has perfected the art of choosing a new obscure conspiracy theo...
it’s not that i care about the whole globo situation. it’s just that my boss is watching the news like it’s reality TV while i’m over here typing my resignation in a word document, because honestly, it feels more real than any soap opera plot twist. i hit send on an email and instantly regretted it, but then i realized, no one cares. but what if they find my ‘i hate globo’ manifesto? #Globo #WorkStruggles
it’s not that i care about the whole globo situation. it’s just that my boss is watching the news like it’s reality TV while i’m over here typing my resignation in a word document, because honestly, it feels more real than any soap opera plot twist. i hit send on an email and instantly regretted it, but then i realized, no one cares. but what if they find my ‘i hate globo’ manifesto? #Globo #WorkStruggles
i just realized the Joburg Super Kings vs Sunrisers Eastern Cape is trending and suddenly it all makes sense. while i’m over here strategizing how to assemble my life like it’s a winning game plan, my laundry pile is an Everest i refuse to climb. tried to make a schedule, ended up scrolling for two hours while contemplating whether i should take the bus or simply drift away. things are spiraling a...