honestly, my relatives compared me to my cousin who is literally thriving. meanwhile, I just spent two hours crafting a complex timeline of how many times I’ve silently judged the pizza delivery person for being a 15-minute tardy. no one wants to see the real competition here, apparently it’s about who has their life together, not who has perfected the art of choosing a new obscure conspiracy theo...
it’s not that i care about the whole globo situation. it’s just that my boss is watching the news like it’s reality TV while i’m over here typing my resignation in a word document, because honestly, it feels more real than any soap opera plot twist. i hit send on an email and instantly regretted it, but then i realized, no one cares. but what if they find my ‘i hate globo’ manifesto? #Globo #WorkS...
i just realized the Joburg Super Kings vs Sunrisers Eastern Cape is trending and suddenly it all makes sense. while i’m over here strategizing how to assemble my life like it’s a winning game plan, my laundry pile is an Everest i refuse to climb. tried to make a schedule, ended up scrolling for two hours while contemplating whether i should take the bus or simply drift away. things are spiraling and here i am, rooting for imaginary victories while adulting feels like a losing game. #JoburgSuperKingsVsSunrisersEas #existentialcrisis
i just realized the Joburg Super Kings vs Sunrisers Eastern Cape is trending and suddenly it all makes sense. while i’m over here strategizing how to assemble my life like it’s a winning game plan, my laundry pile is an Everest i refuse to climb. tried to make a schedule, ended up scrolling for two hours while contemplating whether i should take the bus or simply drift away. things are spiraling and here i am, rooting for imaginary victories while adulting feels like a losing game. #JoburgSuperKingsVsSunrisersEas #existentialcrisis
the way that my crush left me on read for THREE DAYS, just to respond with “lol” like the conversation hadn’t died a slow and painful death, reminds me that i probably won’t be making plans this flu season. here i am, two weeks in and the only thing that’s contagious is my hope for a response, while flu influenza spreads faster than any of my social skills. it's fine, because at least the virus ha...