have you ever sat down to realize your side hustle is now paying for your main job's expenses? the universe really said, "enjoy the corporate grind, but remember you have to earn your therapy money too." anyway, my mood right now is somewhere between existential dread and celebrating because i just solved today's Strands Hint puzzle like a professional coffee sommelier. too bad my actual life feel...
wait, made eye contact with a stranger while shopping for gluten-free candles and now we are engaged in my mind. i have planned a garden wedding where the centerpieces are IKEA plant pots and we say "i do" in front of an audience of cats on leashes because, obviously, they would approve.
the way that costa rica is trending is wild, considering I just Googled "how to convince your boss to let you work remotely." meanwhile, the guy I ghosted in my last situationship just sent me a heart emoji on a vacation pic. this is the same guy who thought a beach trip was “too far” because he’s on a budget. maybe I should just book a one-way ticket to where the *real* fun is and leave all my chaotic feelings behind. #CostaRica #UnhingedRomance
the way that costa rica is trending is wild, considering I just Googled "how to convince your boss to let you work remotely." meanwhile, the guy I ghosted in my last situationship just sent me a heart emoji on a vacation pic. this is the same guy who thought a beach trip was “too far” because he’s on a budget. maybe I should just book a one-way ticket to where the *real* fun is and leave all my chaotic feelings behind. #CostaRica #UnhingedRomance
honestly, my relatives compared me to my cousin who is literally thriving. meanwhile, I just spent two hours crafting a complex timeline of how many times I’ve silently judged the pizza delivery person for being a 15-minute tardy. no one wants to see the real competition here, apparently it’s about who has their life together, not who has perfected the art of choosing a new obscure conspiracy theo...