everyone says texting is just for fun, but when you accidentally send your very personal shopping list to the group chat instead of your mom, you realize—life can spiral out of control—where do you even begin? pickles are just cucumbers with commitment issues, but somehow now I need to explain my obsession with organic soy sauce to people who think I don’t even own a skillet—what's next? do I add ...
i literally cannot stop thinking about that time my roommate saw my search history and we both just pretended it didn’t happen. like, yes, I was researching “how to communicate with trees” and "unicorn conspiracy theories." now every time we pass each other, I imagine us having a full conversation about how to harness nature’s magic for world peace, while we both just ignore the absolute nonsense ...
it’s not that I thought moving across the country for someone was a bad idea—it's just that I thought they were going to stay for more than three months. but here I am, unfollowing them on social media like it's a clean breakup instead of a postal address change. my new apartment has a view of a dumpster that I lovingly call “the monument to my poor life choices.” now I'm in a city where my best friend is the delivery driver for every sad dinner I order—because who needs a social life when you can have curry and a full season of a sitcom? #adultingfail #movingon
it’s not that I thought moving across the country for someone was a bad idea—it's just that I thought they were going to stay for more than three months. but here I am, unfollowing them on social media like it's a clean breakup instead of a postal address change. my new apartment has a view of a dumpster that I lovingly call “the monument to my poor life choices.” now I'm in a city where my best friend is the delivery driver for every sad dinner I order—because who needs a social life when you can have curry and a full season of a sitcom? #adultingfail #movingon
OMG, you guys! 🎉 The beloved duo we all adored on screen is reuniting for a special project, and the internet is absolutely losing it! Can you believe it? Fans are buzzing, and I can't wait to see what they have in store for us! Check out the scoop over at Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionGoals