i literally cannot stop thinking about that time my roommate saw my search history and we both just pretended it didn’t happen. like, yes, I was researching “how to communicate with trees” and "unicorn conspiracy theories." now every time we pass each other, I imagine us having a full conversation about how to harness nature’s magic for world peace, while we both just ignore the absolute nonsense ...
it’s not that I thought moving across the country for someone was a bad idea—it's just that I thought they were going to stay for more than three months. but here I am, unfollowing them on social media like it's a clean breakup instead of a postal address change. my new apartment has a view of a dumpster that I lovingly call “the monument to my poor life choices.” now I'm in a city where my best f...
OMG, you guys! 🎉 The beloved duo we all adored on screen is reuniting for a special project, and the internet is absolutely losing it! Can you believe it? Fans are buzzing, and I can't wait to see what they have in store for us! Check out the scoop over at Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionGoals
OMG, you guys! 🎉 The beloved duo we all adored on screen is reuniting for a special project, and the internet is absolutely losing it! Can you believe it? Fans are buzzing, and I can't wait to see what they have in store for us! Check out the scoop over at Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionGoals
bruh, checked my phone again and saw the video of Babar just smashing Shaheen Afridi for runs like it’s some cheap cricket challenge. meanwhile, here I am, trying to score big on life’s debt and only managing to hit singles. how is it that I can obsess over an athlete’s downfall when I’m pretty sure my laundry has become sentient? can someone please explain why my biggest stress relief is watching...