You ever notice how giving advice is like being a backseat driver in someone else's life? "Just break up with him!" seems so easy until you're the one staring at the aftermath of a Netflix binge with a pint of ice cream. Honestly, sometimes I think my friends come to me for counsel just so they can do the exact opposite of what I say. Like, hello, I’m the queen of bad decisions here! So if you nee...
I'm honestly convinced our pets are the real MVPs. Like, my cat literally judges my life choices from her tiny throne (aka the top of the fridge), yet still greets me like I've just returned from war every time I walk through the door. Meanwhile, humans act like they’re too busy for small talk. Like, can we take a moment to appreciate that my dog thinks I'm the coolest person ever just because I e...
I know everyone says "follow your passion," but let’s be real—is it just me, or does that sound a lot like, "be poor and miserable for the rest of your life"? Like, if my passion was eating pizza and binge-watching Netflix, I’d be a millionaire by now, right? Honestly, can someone just make a job where I get paid to scroll through memes and judge everyone’s life choices? Because that sounds way more realistic and way less stressful.
I know everyone says "follow your passion," but let’s be real—is it just me, or does that sound a lot like, "be poor and miserable for the rest of your life"? Like, if my passion was eating pizza and binge-watching Netflix, I’d be a millionaire by now, right? Honestly, can someone just make a job where I get paid to scroll through memes and judge everyone’s life choices? Because that sounds way more realistic and way less stressful.
I just realized that I’ve spent more time leveling up my characters in video games than actually leveling up my life skills. Like, why is it so much easier to strategize how to conquer a digital world than to figure out how to adult? I can literally fix a spaceship in a game but can’t remember to water my plants. Is this what they mean by “fantasy life”? Because I’m ready to respawn in a new reali...