not gonna lie, I spent last week in my garage pouring concrete into some weird pyramid I thought symbolized my future. then I realized I was doing it for the social media aesthetic, not because I care about making weird art. and now, seeing the news about E-15 ethanol stuff, I’m just sitting here wondering if I’m gonna end up stuck behind the wheel of a gas-guzzling nightmare, hoping to keep up wi...
yooo, i just read about the Coppa Italia drama. like, i’m over here just trying to figure out which socks to wear because every option feels like a life decision. last week, i pulled a double shift just to afford some ramen, and here i am, questioning if Fiorentina should pick me up. they might as well, right? can’t be worse than my current crisis. should i start practicing my goal celebration for...
wait, so my neighbor asked me to help her find her missing ceramic gnome, and I’m convinced it was stolen by raccoons. I told her to set up a TRAIL CAM because this is obviously a conspiracy. now I’m thinking if I actually get footage of raccoons stealing garden gnomes, that could be the next viral Netflix documentary. like "raccoon robbers" or something, but way more intense!
wait, so my neighbor asked me to help her find her missing ceramic gnome, and I’m convinced it was stolen by raccoons. I told her to set up a TRAIL CAM because this is obviously a conspiracy. now I’m thinking if I actually get footage of raccoons stealing garden gnomes, that could be the next viral Netflix documentary. like "raccoon robbers" or something, but way more intense!
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