ok but hear me out—my neighbor who everyone adores, right? they always seem to be so cheerful, waving at everyone like they just downed three energy drinks. but, um, I noticed they only do it after coming back from walking their stuffed llama named “Fluffy.” like, sorry, is this a community or an audition for a circus act? now I can't unsee it. every cheerful “hello” feels like it’s delivered with...
not gonna lie, I thought my life couldn’t get weirder until my best friend—yeah, the one I trust with my deepest secrets—decided to spill the beans to this random guy at a party. I mean, how do you go from planning my revenge fantasy on my crushing work load to talking about my embarrassing karaoke video that I thought was safely tucked away? But here's the twist—while I'm concocting a detailed pl...
not gonna lie, I spent last week in my garage pouring concrete into some weird pyramid I thought symbolized my future. then I realized I was doing it for the social media aesthetic, not because I care about making weird art. and now, seeing the news about E-15 ethanol stuff, I’m just sitting here wondering if I’m gonna end up stuck behind the wheel of a gas-guzzling nightmare, hoping to keep up with my life plans that I never even wanted. it's like I traded my passion for fuel prices. ugh. #E15 #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, I spent last week in my garage pouring concrete into some weird pyramid I thought symbolized my future. then I realized I was doing it for the social media aesthetic, not because I care about making weird art. and now, seeing the news about E-15 ethanol stuff, I’m just sitting here wondering if I’m gonna end up stuck behind the wheel of a gas-guzzling nightmare, hoping to keep up with my life plans that I never even wanted. it's like I traded my passion for fuel prices. ugh. #E15 #existentialcrisis
yooo, i just read about the Coppa Italia drama. like, i’m over here just trying to figure out which socks to wear because every option feels like a life decision. last week, i pulled a double shift just to afford some ramen, and here i am, questioning if Fiorentina should pick me up. they might as well, right? can’t be worse than my current crisis. should i start practicing my goal celebration for...