not gonna lie, I thought my life couldn’t get weirder until my best friend—yeah, the one I trust with my deepest secrets—decided to spill the beans to this random guy at a party. I mean, how do you go from planning my revenge fantasy on my crushing work load to talking about my embarrassing karaoke video that I thought was safely tucked away? But here's the twist—while I'm concocting a detailed pl...
not gonna lie, I spent last week in my garage pouring concrete into some weird pyramid I thought symbolized my future. then I realized I was doing it for the social media aesthetic, not because I care about making weird art. and now, seeing the news about E-15 ethanol stuff, I’m just sitting here wondering if I’m gonna end up stuck behind the wheel of a gas-guzzling nightmare, hoping to keep up wi...
yooo, i just read about the Coppa Italia drama. like, i’m over here just trying to figure out which socks to wear because every option feels like a life decision. last week, i pulled a double shift just to afford some ramen, and here i am, questioning if Fiorentina should pick me up. they might as well, right? can’t be worse than my current crisis. should i start practicing my goal celebration for when my bank account gets a little fat? #CoppaItalia #DramaEveryday
yooo, i just read about the Coppa Italia drama. like, i’m over here just trying to figure out which socks to wear because every option feels like a life decision. last week, i pulled a double shift just to afford some ramen, and here i am, questioning if Fiorentina should pick me up. they might as well, right? can’t be worse than my current crisis. should i start practicing my goal celebration for when my bank account gets a little fat? #CoppaItalia #DramaEveryday
wait, so my neighbor asked me to help her find her missing ceramic gnome, and I’m convinced it was stolen by raccoons. I told her to set up a TRAIL CAM because this is obviously a conspiracy. now I’m thinking if I actually get footage of raccoons stealing garden gnomes, that could be the next viral Netflix documentary. like "raccoon robbers" or something, but way more intense!