you know that moment when you pour your heart out, crafting the perfect breakup text, and all you get back is 'ok'? it's like getting your Oscars speech cut to a quick applause while everyone in the audience knows the truth—that you accidentally got them mixed up with your cousin who texted about a houseplant, and now it’s just you staring at your phone like it's a house of dynamite waiting to blo...
yooo, bruh, I just realized I gave a full biography to that random guy at the park who was really just waiting for his sandwich—turned out he wasn’t even the CIA operative I imagined him to be. now I’m over here thinking of our fake adventures, while he’s probably just wondering if his mustard is organic.
yooo, I literally changed my entire life to impress someone who only asked me to change the flavor of my toothpaste. I mean, like, come on, I rearranged my schedule, modified my diet, and I even downloaded meditation apps for the first time. Now I’m stuck having existential crises over the fact that I just spent a hundred bucks on aromatherapy for someone who thinks Crest is too basic. Meanwhile, Hasan Piker gets banned for just being himself—I'm over here feeling like I was the one banned from joy. #HasanPiker #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, I literally changed my entire life to impress someone who only asked me to change the flavor of my toothpaste. I mean, like, come on, I rearranged my schedule, modified my diet, and I even downloaded meditation apps for the first time. Now I’m stuck having existential crises over the fact that I just spent a hundred bucks on aromatherapy for someone who thinks Crest is too basic. Meanwhile, Hasan Piker gets banned for just being himself—I'm over here feeling like I was the one banned from joy. #HasanPiker #ExistentialCrisis
wait. so, silver ETFs are skyrocketing, huh? and here i am, figuring out if my socks match. last week, i told my cat about my life goals, but honestly, she was way more interested in her nap. meanwhile, my parents were my age, probably investing in stocks, while i’m over here investing my time into every season of a show nobody’s ever heard of. will i ever have my life together? probably not. #Sil...