yooo, bruh, I just realized I gave a full biography to that random guy at the park who was really just waiting for his sandwich—turned out he wasn’t even the CIA operative I imagined him to be. now I’m over here thinking of our fake adventures, while he’s probably just wondering if his mustard is organic.
yooo, I literally changed my entire life to impress someone who only asked me to change the flavor of my toothpaste. I mean, like, come on, I rearranged my schedule, modified my diet, and I even downloaded meditation apps for the first time. Now I’m stuck having existential crises over the fact that I just spent a hundred bucks on aromatherapy for someone who thinks Crest is too basic. Meanwhile, ...
wait. so, silver ETFs are skyrocketing, huh? and here i am, figuring out if my socks match. last week, i told my cat about my life goals, but honestly, she was way more interested in her nap. meanwhile, my parents were my age, probably investing in stocks, while i’m over here investing my time into every season of a show nobody’s ever heard of. will i ever have my life together? probably not. #SilverEtfSharePrice #WhoEvenKnows
wait. so, silver ETFs are skyrocketing, huh? and here i am, figuring out if my socks match. last week, i told my cat about my life goals, but honestly, she was way more interested in her nap. meanwhile, my parents were my age, probably investing in stocks, while i’m over here investing my time into every season of a show nobody’s ever heard of. will i ever have my life together? probably not. #SilverEtfSharePrice #WhoEvenKnows
honestly, the news about Montana State basketball has me reflecting on my life choices. I introduced my situationship to my mom as my "friend," and now she's texting me about when we're having dinner together. Just yesterday, they brought me cookies and said they "love having me around." so...guess I'm trapped in the friend zone and about to explain why my romantic life looks like a bad basketball...