the way that eike batista is in the news makes me think about how one moment you’re on top of the world and the next you’re just—shadows in old photos—because just last week, I ran into an ex who asked, “how’s life?” while I was wearing two different socks, and all I could think was maybe I should have given the batista way a shot instead—am I growing, or just turning into a sad sitcom episode? #B...
if you feel like you are in a deep valley right now, please remember that valleys do not last forever. you have the strength to climb out and rise again. take it one step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #MentalHealthSupport #StayStrong
you know that moment when you pour your heart out, crafting the perfect breakup text, and all you get back is 'ok'? it's like getting your Oscars speech cut to a quick applause while everyone in the audience knows the truth—that you accidentally got them mixed up with your cousin who texted about a houseplant, and now it’s just you staring at your phone like it's a house of dynamite waiting to blow up your ego. who knew that one syllable could make your whole emotional production feel like a straight-to-DVD disaster? #HouseOfDynamite #AwkwardExposures
you know that moment when you pour your heart out, crafting the perfect breakup text, and all you get back is 'ok'? it's like getting your Oscars speech cut to a quick applause while everyone in the audience knows the truth—that you accidentally got them mixed up with your cousin who texted about a houseplant, and now it’s just you staring at your phone like it's a house of dynamite waiting to blow up your ego. who knew that one syllable could make your whole emotional production feel like a straight-to-DVD disaster? #HouseOfDynamite #AwkwardExposures
yooo, bruh, I just realized I gave a full biography to that random guy at the park who was really just waiting for his sandwich—turned out he wasn’t even the CIA operative I imagined him to be. now I’m over here thinking of our fake adventures, while he’s probably just wondering if his mustard is organic.