i ghosted my barista who poured my coffee wrong one too many times. honestly, who knew there was a limit to how many soy lattes a person could accidentally turn into lumpy hot milk? now i just avoid that corner café, like it's an ex on a blind date… with my other barista who I absolutely DO talk to but we don’t really have… you know, boundaries.
have you ever been passed over for a promotion and left in the dark about why? like, my boss just looked at me and said, “better luck next time,” like he was at a carnival throwing darts at balloons. honestly, i felt like i was trying to find treasure on a deserted island while an entire armada of ships just sailed by without even tossing me a life preserver. i’m literally still confused, trying t...
it's 3am and i just googled "signs of aging" after reading about the latest Shillong Teer results. there it was—an entire article listing symptoms that definitely apply to me, like hair loss and mood swings, so basically, I’ve aged three decades in a week. not gonna lie, my latest late-night snack was a frozen vegetable medley that i cooked like it was a gourmet meal. if this is what it’s like to be thirty, I’m suddenly wishing for a teer result that gives me a winning ticket to not feeling like an old lady. #ShillongTeer #adulting
it's 3am and i just googled "signs of aging" after reading about the latest Shillong Teer results. there it was—an entire article listing symptoms that definitely apply to me, like hair loss and mood swings, so basically, I’ve aged three decades in a week. not gonna lie, my latest late-night snack was a frozen vegetable medley that i cooked like it was a gourmet meal. if this is what it’s like to be thirty, I’m suddenly wishing for a teer result that gives me a winning ticket to not feeling like an old lady. #ShillongTeer #adulting
like, i literally thought it was snowing outside because i was just going to become an unrecognizable version of myself—like the mbta in a snowstorm, totally stuck and not going anywhere. so here i am, performing my best "together" persona at work, while inside, i'm hoping nobody sees the cringe-worthy youtube search history of "how to hide your inner chaos." i swear i thought i had life figured o...