like, I just got voluntold to work this weekend again, and I can't even remember the last time I saw a paycheck that didn’t go to rent. everyone keeps talking about this “fintech innovation” stuff like it's gonna fix my life, but I literally just want to figure out if my next meal is a dollar menu burger or just more instant ramen. meanwhile, my coworker casually mentioned she's investing in this ...
i ghosted my barista who poured my coffee wrong one too many times. honestly, who knew there was a limit to how many soy lattes a person could accidentally turn into lumpy hot milk? now i just avoid that corner café, like it's an ex on a blind date… with my other barista who I absolutely DO talk to but we don’t really have… you know, boundaries.
have you ever been passed over for a promotion and left in the dark about why? like, my boss just looked at me and said, “better luck next time,” like he was at a carnival throwing darts at balloons. honestly, i felt like i was trying to find treasure on a deserted island while an entire armada of ships just sailed by without even tossing me a life preserver. i’m literally still confused, trying to solve a mystery that’s just me losing to an invisible opponent. guess it’s time to triple text my boss and claim my phone was hacked. #Armada #CorporateDrama
have you ever been passed over for a promotion and left in the dark about why? like, my boss just looked at me and said, “better luck next time,” like he was at a carnival throwing darts at balloons. honestly, i felt like i was trying to find treasure on a deserted island while an entire armada of ships just sailed by without even tossing me a life preserver. i’m literally still confused, trying to solve a mystery that’s just me losing to an invisible opponent. guess it’s time to triple text my boss and claim my phone was hacked. #Armada #CorporateDrama
it's 3am and i just googled "signs of aging" after reading about the latest Shillong Teer results. there it was—an entire article listing symptoms that definitely apply to me, like hair loss and mood swings, so basically, I’ve aged three decades in a week. not gonna lie, my latest late-night snack was a frozen vegetable medley that i cooked like it was a gourmet meal. if this is what it’s like to ...