have you ever been passed over for a promotion and left in the dark about why? like, my boss just looked at me and said, “better luck next time,” like he was at a carnival throwing darts at balloons. honestly, i felt like i was trying to find treasure on a deserted island while an entire armada of ships just sailed by without even tossing me a life preserver. i’m literally still confused, trying t...
it's 3am and i just googled "signs of aging" after reading about the latest Shillong Teer results. there it was—an entire article listing symptoms that definitely apply to me, like hair loss and mood swings, so basically, I’ve aged three decades in a week. not gonna lie, my latest late-night snack was a frozen vegetable medley that i cooked like it was a gourmet meal. if this is what it’s like to ...
like, i literally thought it was snowing outside because i was just going to become an unrecognizable version of myself—like the mbta in a snowstorm, totally stuck and not going anywhere. so here i am, performing my best "together" persona at work, while inside, i'm hoping nobody sees the cringe-worthy youtube search history of "how to hide your inner chaos." i swear i thought i had life figured out until someone asked me to lead a team meeting and suddenly it felt like a test run for a bad stand-up routine. if anyone finds my not-so-secret ambition to be a meme when the trains fail again, just send help... and like, snacks. #Mbta #spiralofexistence
like, i literally thought it was snowing outside because i was just going to become an unrecognizable version of myself—like the mbta in a snowstorm, totally stuck and not going anywhere. so here i am, performing my best "together" persona at work, while inside, i'm hoping nobody sees the cringe-worthy youtube search history of "how to hide your inner chaos." i swear i thought i had life figured out until someone asked me to lead a team meeting and suddenly it felt like a test run for a bad stand-up routine. if anyone finds my not-so-secret ambition to be a meme when the trains fail again, just send help... and like, snacks. #Mbta #spiralofexistence
not gonna lie, my search history just revealed that I was deep-diving into “how to mine gold at home.” obviously, my bank account is laughing at my ambition because, in reality, I can barely afford toothpaste. saw the “high-grade gold” news today and pretended to smile while thinking my only high grade is watching my plants slowly die. just waiting for the day that finding money in couch cushions ...