honestly, just sent a super intimate message about how much i love rainbow six siege to my boss instead of my buddy. ngl, now i'm over here awkwardly trying to explain why i'm up at 3AM ranking and detailing my tactics for virtual hostage rescue like it's a career move. like, “trust me, sir, this gives me unparalleled skills in crisis management!” but now he wants to schedule a team-building exerc...
wait, you ever notice how in my culture we have a ritual of breaking dishes for good luck? i thought that was just a quirky way to announce my terrible housekeeping skills. but now, every time i have to do the dishes, i throw one in the backyard for good measure. the neighbors might think i’m crazy, but at least my broken china collection is one step closer to being an art exhibit called "it’s not...
last night, the game was on but the fireworks were off the charts—so loud i could practically hear my abs clapping from the couch. my dog ran for cover like he was dodging actual soccer balls instead of noise. but really, 0-0 between Pisa and Juventus? the only excitement was the next door neighbor's blender—the fireworks have more stamina than that game! #Juventus #ZeroGoalsZeroDrama
last night, the game was on but the fireworks were off the charts—so loud i could practically hear my abs clapping from the couch. my dog ran for cover like he was dodging actual soccer balls instead of noise. but really, 0-0 between Pisa and Juventus? the only excitement was the next door neighbor's blender—the fireworks have more stamina than that game! #Juventus #ZeroGoalsZeroDrama
literally waited for the power to come back like it was a long-lost friend returning from war. 2 hours felt like 2 years, and my fridge was giving me the silent treatment like it knew something I didn't. when it finally flickered on, I expected confetti and a brass band but instead just got the faint scent of regret and that old pizza i forgot about. honestly, 10/10 would not recommend this new fo...