just found out they got four feet of snow in tahoe after the holiday storms. somehow, my only plan for the week was to go sledding down a flight of stairs because I couldn't think of anything else. guess that’s not happening unless I want my house to become the new blizzard headquarters. #BlizzardWarning #SnowboundLife
it's not that i don’t recognize them, it’s just that seeing someone from the gym in the wild felt like running into Bigfoot... i’m standing there thinking, “wow, you actually have limbs that aren’t covered in sweatbands and protein shake stains?” ... still can’t remember their name, but at least i know they have a great face for anonymity. #GymLife #WhoDis
honestly, just sent a super intimate message about how much i love rainbow six siege to my boss instead of my buddy. ngl, now i'm over here awkwardly trying to explain why i'm up at 3AM ranking and detailing my tactics for virtual hostage rescue like it's a career move. like, “trust me, sir, this gives me unparalleled skills in crisis management!” but now he wants to schedule a team-building exercise at 4AM instead. just my luck. #RainbowSixSiegeHacked #SendHelp
honestly, just sent a super intimate message about how much i love rainbow six siege to my boss instead of my buddy. ngl, now i'm over here awkwardly trying to explain why i'm up at 3AM ranking and detailing my tactics for virtual hostage rescue like it's a career move. like, “trust me, sir, this gives me unparalleled skills in crisis management!” but now he wants to schedule a team-building exercise at 4AM instead. just my luck. #RainbowSixSiegeHacked #SendHelp
wait, you ever notice how in my culture we have a ritual of breaking dishes for good luck? i thought that was just a quirky way to announce my terrible housekeeping skills. but now, every time i have to do the dishes, i throw one in the backyard for good measure. the neighbors might think i’m crazy, but at least my broken china collection is one step closer to being an art exhibit called "it’s not...