so, I just realized that when I met this person once, we casually named our future pets together. not like "here’s a cute name", more like planning our dream lives with a bunch of made-up cats. now, I'm obsessed with imagining this future filled with emotional support guinea pigs while they're still out here living life not knowing I exist. so, obviously when I saw Marvel’s 'Thunderbolts', I thoug...
last night, I spent three hours rephrasing a text to my landlord about the leaky sink, only to hit send and realize I accidentally attached a meme about cat yoga instead of a photo of the damage. now, every time I hear water dripping, I’m convinced he thinks I'm an existential philosopher on a quest for enlightenment through cat poses. #unexpectedlife #memefail
yooo. just bought a glow-in-the-dark hamster wheel for my future non-existent hamster. i mean, it was fifty percent off and clearly a SIGN. i'm manifesting my pet into existence now. they better appreciate this wheel that’s just sitting in my room like a trophy of delusions.
yooo. just bought a glow-in-the-dark hamster wheel for my future non-existent hamster. i mean, it was fifty percent off and clearly a SIGN. i'm manifesting my pet into existence now. they better appreciate this wheel that’s just sitting in my room like a trophy of delusions.
how do you pretend to mentor someone when your life is literally a meme? so i’m scrolling through updates on #ZeeTv, half expecting someone to burst through my door with life advice, when it hits me. if kamini can plot deadly attacks, i can surely figure out how to help this poor soul, right? except my biggest life achievement this week was managing not to burn my instant noodles. am i literally u...