wait, my sibling borrowed money TWO years ago for a “really important” video game release. I’m still waiting for that to come out, but apparently, their love for retro titles is more important than repaying me. saw the latest celebrity meltdown on the news, and suddenly I’m screaming into a void about unpaid debts instead of their drama. like, could i get some of that chaos? #CelebrityMeltdownTheL...
it’s not that i didn’t want to join the candle-making class, it’s just that—who would have thought making a lavender-scented beeswax candle could lead to a full-on existential crisis? sitting in a room filled with strangers, watching my dreams drip away into a mold, i realized i’ve said no to LIFE itself.
so, I just realized that when I met this person once, we casually named our future pets together. not like "here’s a cute name", more like planning our dream lives with a bunch of made-up cats. now, I'm obsessed with imagining this future filled with emotional support guinea pigs while they're still out here living life not knowing I exist. so, obviously when I saw Marvel’s 'Thunderbolts', I thought, how can I build an anti-hero team of our pets? is this normal? probably not. but who cares, right? #MarvelsThunderboltsTheAntihero #FuturePetHeroes
so, I just realized that when I met this person once, we casually named our future pets together. not like "here’s a cute name", more like planning our dream lives with a bunch of made-up cats. now, I'm obsessed with imagining this future filled with emotional support guinea pigs while they're still out here living life not knowing I exist. so, obviously when I saw Marvel’s 'Thunderbolts', I thought, how can I build an anti-hero team of our pets? is this normal? probably not. but who cares, right? #MarvelsThunderboltsTheAntihero #FuturePetHeroes
last night, I spent three hours rephrasing a text to my landlord about the leaky sink, only to hit send and realize I accidentally attached a meme about cat yoga instead of a photo of the damage. now, every time I hear water dripping, I’m convinced he thinks I'm an existential philosopher on a quest for enlightenment through cat poses. #unexpectedlife #memefail