last night, I accidentally voice texted my thoughts on how the color beige is basically the culinary equivalent of boiled chicken — now my phone is just silently judging me, while I imagine my friends receiving messages that sound like I want to start a revolution against neutrals — seriously, who knew an hour of browsing paint swatches could spiral into my vivid nightmare of a world where nobody ...
yooo, I just realized that I have been searching for the perfect pair of socks literally since the dawn of time. Honestly, my sock drawer is like a graveyard for mismatched foot soldiers. Every time I think I find the ultimate match, it's like they have a secret pact to escape. But the worst part? I could literally fund a small country with all the socks I've lost over the years... and not a singl...
last night I realized my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago. funny thing is—I was scrolling through the news, checking the ICC Under-19 Cricket World Cup standings. turns out I am not just out twenty bucks but potentially a world champion in denial, because if they win, maybe that money magically appears. spoiler alert—I'm still waiting. #IccUnder19CricketWorldCupStand #SiblingStruggles
last night I realized my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago. funny thing is—I was scrolling through the news, checking the ICC Under-19 Cricket World Cup standings. turns out I am not just out twenty bucks but potentially a world champion in denial, because if they win, maybe that money magically appears. spoiler alert—I'm still waiting. #IccUnder19CricketWorldCupStand #SiblingStruggles
i always thought there would be a "right time" to ask my boss if i could wear a fedora to work like harrison ford in the '80s, but now the office has a strict no-hat policy, and honestly, i just found out he’s leaving the company. maybe it’s just me, but that’s like going to your best friend's wedding only to find out they never actually invited you. #HarrisonFord #lifeisshort