literally, I bought myself a ridiculously fancy watch last week. you know, the kind that makes you feel like you're not just checking the time but announcing your arrival to life itself. then, the credit card bill arrives, and suddenly I’m pacing my kitchen like Memphis basketball during the final seconds of a game. did I seriously spend that much just to feel like a very confused CEO? it hits dif...
last night, I accidentally voice texted my thoughts on how the color beige is basically the culinary equivalent of boiled chicken — now my phone is just silently judging me, while I imagine my friends receiving messages that sound like I want to start a revolution against neutrals — seriously, who knew an hour of browsing paint swatches could spiral into my vivid nightmare of a world where nobody ...
yooo, I just realized that I have been searching for the perfect pair of socks literally since the dawn of time. Honestly, my sock drawer is like a graveyard for mismatched foot soldiers. Every time I think I find the ultimate match, it's like they have a secret pact to escape. But the worst part? I could literally fund a small country with all the socks I've lost over the years... and not a single one of them has ever sent me a postcard. #sockdrama #lostbutnotforgotten
yooo, I just realized that I have been searching for the perfect pair of socks literally since the dawn of time. Honestly, my sock drawer is like a graveyard for mismatched foot soldiers. Every time I think I find the ultimate match, it's like they have a secret pact to escape. But the worst part? I could literally fund a small country with all the socks I've lost over the years... and not a single one of them has ever sent me a postcard. #sockdrama #lostbutnotforgotten
last night I realized my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago. funny thing is—I was scrolling through the news, checking the ICC Under-19 Cricket World Cup standings. turns out I am not just out twenty bucks but potentially a world champion in denial, because if they win, maybe that money magically appears. spoiler alert—I'm still waiting. #IccUnder19CricketWorldCupStand #SiblingStru...