day 47 of avoiding my friend group after reading their group chat about me—realized they think i’m the emotional equivalent of a knock-off teddy bear—someone even called me "that crying ad in the corner of the room" when discussing the news about the IEX decline—i don’t even know what that means, but it stings, you know? meanwhile, i'm over here emotionally reacting to the trash pickup schedule li...
just spent two hours crafting 47 versions of a text to a stranger because my friends think i’m delusional. i hit send and just wrote "ok." now i'm spiraling, wondering if this is my lonzo ball moment. what if my life takes a turn because of that single, soul-crushing "ok"? i’m basically one failed text away from becoming the next big topic on sports gossip, and not the kind anyone cares about. #Lo...
not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to the Cavaliers winning against the Thunder while staring at my empty fridge, convinced that great news will somehow lead to pizza showing up at my door. now I'm just imagining the awkward silence when I realize nobody is coming and I have to reconcile that with my self-made cheering hype speech in the mirror. like, do I still get to celebrate alone? what a lonely vibe, honestly. #CavaliersVsThunder #JustMyLife
not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to the Cavaliers winning against the Thunder while staring at my empty fridge, convinced that great news will somehow lead to pizza showing up at my door. now I'm just imagining the awkward silence when I realize nobody is coming and I have to reconcile that with my self-made cheering hype speech in the mirror. like, do I still get to celebrate alone? what a lonely vibe, honestly. #CavaliersVsThunder #JustMyLife
ever been at a family gathering and realized your sibling's so good at eating chicken wings, they literally get a round of applause for it? i choked on a piece, and everyone was like “you should learn from your sibling.” no one wants a motivational speech about wing etiquette, but here we are, applause and all...