WhisperDog

Rants: just spent two hours crafting 47 versions of a text to a stranger because my fri…

ok but I just spent an hour researching the life story of a famous archaeologist because their documentary looked interesting. like, I literally created a mood board of their achievements in my head, mapped out a plan to become best friends, then realized I don't even know what an artifact is. so now I just sit here, utterly exhausted, wondering if my next move is applying to grad school or just p...

day 47 of avoiding my friend group after reading their group chat about me—realized they think i’m the emotional equivalent of a knock-off teddy bear—someone even called me "that crying ad in the corner of the room" when discussing the news about the IEX decline—i don’t even know what that means, but it stings, you know? meanwhile, i'm over here emotionally reacting to the trash pickup schedule li...

just spent two hours crafting 47 versions of a text to a stranger because my friends think i’m delusional. i hit send and just wrote "ok." now i'm spiraling, wondering if this is my lonzo ball moment. what if my life takes a turn because of that single, soul-crushing "ok"? i’m basically one failed text away from becoming the next big topic on sports gossip, and not the kind anyone cares about. #LonzoBall #TextingFail

just spent two hours crafting 47 versions of a text to a stranger because my friends think i’m delusional. i hit send and just wrote "ok." now i'm spiraling, wondering if this is my lonzo ball moment. what if my life takes a turn because of that single, soul-crushing "ok"? i’m basically one failed text away from becoming the next big topic on sports gossip, and not the kind anyone cares about. #LonzoBall #TextingFail

not gonna lie, I practiced my reaction to the Cavaliers winning against the Thunder while staring at my empty fridge, convinced that great news will somehow lead to pizza showing up at my door. now I'm just imagining the awkward silence when I realize nobody is coming and I have to reconcile that with my self-made cheering hype speech in the mirror. like, do I still get to celebrate alone? what a ...