just got hit with the reality check of a lifetime after treating myself to the fancy kitchen gadgets i convinced myself were essentials. opened the credit card bill and - my heart dropped - now i’m wishing for a raise from the #8thPayCommissionSalaryHike that i never signed up for. I spent my last Friday night making guacamole, sobbing over the avocado prices, wondering how it spiraled from pure j...
ok but I just spent an hour researching the life story of a famous archaeologist because their documentary looked interesting. like, I literally created a mood board of their achievements in my head, mapped out a plan to become best friends, then realized I don't even know what an artifact is. so now I just sit here, utterly exhausted, wondering if my next move is applying to grad school or just p...
day 47 of avoiding my friend group after reading their group chat about me—realized they think i’m the emotional equivalent of a knock-off teddy bear—someone even called me "that crying ad in the corner of the room" when discussing the news about the IEX decline—i don’t even know what that means, but it stings, you know? meanwhile, i'm over here emotionally reacting to the trash pickup schedule like it’s a personal attack—got a whole breakdown plan mapped out. #Iex #cringe
day 47 of avoiding my friend group after reading their group chat about me—realized they think i’m the emotional equivalent of a knock-off teddy bear—someone even called me "that crying ad in the corner of the room" when discussing the news about the IEX decline—i don’t even know what that means, but it stings, you know? meanwhile, i'm over here emotionally reacting to the trash pickup schedule like it’s a personal attack—got a whole breakdown plan mapped out. #Iex #cringe
just spent two hours crafting 47 versions of a text to a stranger because my friends think i’m delusional. i hit send and just wrote "ok." now i'm spiraling, wondering if this is my lonzo ball moment. what if my life takes a turn because of that single, soul-crushing "ok"? i’m basically one failed text away from becoming the next big topic on sports gossip, and not the kind anyone cares about. #Lo...