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Stories: ever find yourself in a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to …

day 14 of obsessively tracking the engagement stats of an influencer who has never seen my existence. accidentally liked a selfie from 47 weeks ago. now i’m trapped in my own mind, convinced that they will somehow uncover my stalker-like ways while discussing stephen miller at the next charity gala. if only they knew the depth of my admiration. how does one recover from this? #StephenMiller #Crisi...

have you ever found out your friends have a secret chat without you— and you just KNOW they are discussing something earth-shattering, like the exact type of soap they think you should be using? so here I am, pretending it’s fine, while secretly judging their choice of moisturizer as if that is somehow a reflection of my worth. my nights are spent lying awake— running imaginary scenarios where I w...

ever find yourself in a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to someone you don’t even like? yeah, me neither until I realized they blocked me after I commented on their post about how the person they idolize has questionable fashion choices. I mean, does no one care that my weirdly specific dislike for socks with sandals should be respected? I cant even log on without seeing their constant praise now, while I sit here in silence, plotting my redemption arc.

ever find yourself in a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to someone you don’t even like? yeah, me neither until I realized they blocked me after I commented on their post about how the person they idolize has questionable fashion choices. I mean, does no one care that my weirdly specific dislike for socks with sandals should be respected? I cant even log on without seeing their constant praise now, while I sit here in silence, plotting my redemption arc.

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes the greatest strength lies in allowing yourself to breathe and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Healing #InnerStrength