so i posted about my neighbor's obsession with collecting gnomes, and instantly regretted it when i realized he might show up at my door with a pitchfork demanding i become his gnome apprentice. that was yesterday, today i got a knock... turns out it was just my delivery guy trying to hand me a life-size gnome for "safety."
day 17 of my month-long commitment to enjoying nature—who knew it would involve learning the phrase "sudden microburst"? i set up my picnic blanket right next to a rock that looked like a cartoonish dragon, but instead of dragon breath, i got hit by a barrage of hail the size of cherries. why is it that when the weather channel says “chance of rain,” it should just be rephrased to “yeah, just kidd...
so yesterday, i accidentally submitted my “final draft” for a report at work which was literally just a series of angry emojis followed by “today silver price: who cares?” then i noticed my boss put it in the company newsletter. i’m pretty sure my promotion is on the line... but honestly, if we can’t talk about silver prices in an office setting, what’s even the point? #TodaySilverPrice #WorkFromHomeProblems
so yesterday, i accidentally submitted my “final draft” for a report at work which was literally just a series of angry emojis followed by “today silver price: who cares?” then i noticed my boss put it in the company newsletter. i’m pretty sure my promotion is on the line... but honestly, if we can’t talk about silver prices in an office setting, what’s even the point? #TodaySilverPrice #WorkFromHomeProblems
woke up thinking about a dream where i was trying to sell vacuum cleaners to squirrels, and they were all like “no thanks, we're going to stick to the nut economy,” but then it just vanished like my motivation to wear pants at 3 PM. is it too much to ask for one dream to stay longer than my last New Year’s resolution?