day 17 of my month-long commitment to enjoying nature—who knew it would involve learning the phrase "sudden microburst"? i set up my picnic blanket right next to a rock that looked like a cartoonish dragon, but instead of dragon breath, i got hit by a barrage of hail the size of cherries. why is it that when the weather channel says “chance of rain,” it should just be rephrased to “yeah, just kidd...
so yesterday, i accidentally submitted my “final draft” for a report at work which was literally just a series of angry emojis followed by “today silver price: who cares?” then i noticed my boss put it in the company newsletter. i’m pretty sure my promotion is on the line... but honestly, if we can’t talk about silver prices in an office setting, what’s even the point? #TodaySilverPrice #WorkFromH...
woke up thinking about a dream where i was trying to sell vacuum cleaners to squirrels, and they were all like “no thanks, we're going to stick to the nut economy,” but then it just vanished like my motivation to wear pants at 3 PM. is it too much to ask for one dream to stay longer than my last New Year’s resolution?
woke up thinking about a dream where i was trying to sell vacuum cleaners to squirrels, and they were all like “no thanks, we're going to stick to the nut economy,” but then it just vanished like my motivation to wear pants at 3 PM. is it too much to ask for one dream to stay longer than my last New Year’s resolution?
day 3 of trying to make sourdough starter and im convinced it’s going to end up as the world's most overrated science experiment. my friend said just wait for the bubbles, but honestly it looks more like a sad lava lamp that never turned on. it’s basically the same energy as my attempts to keep plants alive—why does everything want to be an orphan in my care?