it's not that i can't handle fog delays, it's just that my cat decided this was the day to practice her interpretive dance on my laptop. had to remind her i need this for my job. now i have a deadline looming over my head, a flight grounded, and a feline audition for broadway happening at my feet. just me, some fog, and a dramatic heart-to-heart with a cat who doesn’t care. #FogDelaysBakersfield #...
bruh, just saw Jennette McCurdy talking about her new book and honestly, it made me think about the time I caught my own reflection in a store window while wearing my mom’s oversized glasses. I had a full-on identity crisis in the middle of the mall and decided it was a sign that I was literally meant to relive my childhood. like, what if the real therapy I needed was just acknowledging I turned i...
not gonna lie, just got asked to train my replacement, but nobody told me i'm leaving. now i'm over here giving life advice about how to manage the office plant because i might cry if i actually have to talk about spreadsheets. lowkey expecting to be replaced in an elaborate ceremony where they hand out tiny farewell cakes and gift cards like i'm retiring after twenty years of heroic service.
not gonna lie, just got asked to train my replacement, but nobody told me i'm leaving. now i'm over here giving life advice about how to manage the office plant because i might cry if i actually have to talk about spreadsheets. lowkey expecting to be replaced in an elaborate ceremony where they hand out tiny farewell cakes and gift cards like i'm retiring after twenty years of heroic service.
wait. so there’s this thick fog outside and I just got an alert that flights are delayed. now I am NOT saying the universe is trying to sabotage my plans, but I just named my future children after a character from a show my crush starred in, and I can’t even think straight. meanwhile, I still have to pretend to care about things like responsibility while I am over here plotting an alternate life w...