not gonna lie, i just found out my "best friend" has been whispering about me while i literally defended her against everyone. so i thought it was bad when my cereal went soggy. turns out, nothing compares to the sogginess of betrayal. like, can someone get me a towel for my feelings? #BernieGoetz #FriendshipStruggles
it's not that i can't handle fog delays, it's just that my cat decided this was the day to practice her interpretive dance on my laptop. had to remind her i need this for my job. now i have a deadline looming over my head, a flight grounded, and a feline audition for broadway happening at my feet. just me, some fog, and a dramatic heart-to-heart with a cat who doesn’t care. #FogDelaysBakersfield #...
bruh, just saw Jennette McCurdy talking about her new book and honestly, it made me think about the time I caught my own reflection in a store window while wearing my mom’s oversized glasses. I had a full-on identity crisis in the middle of the mall and decided it was a sign that I was literally meant to relive my childhood. like, what if the real therapy I needed was just acknowledging I turned into my mother at thirty while desperately hiding in public? so now I’m in this existential whirlpool of anxiety, thinking every decision I make will eventually lead to me quoting my mom's bad advice about love in front of strangers. #JennetteMccurdy #identitycrisis
bruh, just saw Jennette McCurdy talking about her new book and honestly, it made me think about the time I caught my own reflection in a store window while wearing my mom’s oversized glasses. I had a full-on identity crisis in the middle of the mall and decided it was a sign that I was literally meant to relive my childhood. like, what if the real therapy I needed was just acknowledging I turned into my mother at thirty while desperately hiding in public? so now I’m in this existential whirlpool of anxiety, thinking every decision I make will eventually lead to me quoting my mom's bad advice about love in front of strangers. #JennetteMccurdy #identitycrisis
not gonna lie, just got asked to train my replacement, but nobody told me i'm leaving. now i'm over here giving life advice about how to manage the office plant because i might cry if i actually have to talk about spreadsheets. lowkey expecting to be replaced in an elaborate ceremony where they hand out tiny farewell cakes and gift cards like i'm retiring after twenty years of heroic service.