i was sitting quietly when my manager casually said i would train my replacement. my replacement? wait, what? the audacity—i'm still here. are we planning a dramatic exit i didn't sign up for? suddenly it hit me, am i supposed to pass on my secret for thriving off snack vending machines? what happens if they find out my REAL strategy is surviving on three hours of sleep and caffeine? the reality i...
not gonna lie, i just found out my "best friend" has been whispering about me while i literally defended her against everyone. so i thought it was bad when my cereal went soggy. turns out, nothing compares to the sogginess of betrayal. like, can someone get me a towel for my feelings? #BernieGoetz #FriendshipStruggles
it's not that i can't handle fog delays, it's just that my cat decided this was the day to practice her interpretive dance on my laptop. had to remind her i need this for my job. now i have a deadline looming over my head, a flight grounded, and a feline audition for broadway happening at my feet. just me, some fog, and a dramatic heart-to-heart with a cat who doesn’t care. #FogDelaysBakersfield #CatLife
it's not that i can't handle fog delays, it's just that my cat decided this was the day to practice her interpretive dance on my laptop. had to remind her i need this for my job. now i have a deadline looming over my head, a flight grounded, and a feline audition for broadway happening at my feet. just me, some fog, and a dramatic heart-to-heart with a cat who doesn’t care. #FogDelaysBakersfield #CatLife
bruh, just saw Jennette McCurdy talking about her new book and honestly, it made me think about the time I caught my own reflection in a store window while wearing my mom’s oversized glasses. I had a full-on identity crisis in the middle of the mall and decided it was a sign that I was literally meant to relive my childhood. like, what if the real therapy I needed was just acknowledging I turned i...