last night, i literally checked my crush's phone while they were asleep. honestly, the group chat memes about “why are we like this” took a turn i did NOT expect. turns out their secret hobby is making elaborate cosplay costumes for a character i have never heard of, and now i have to rethink EVERYTHING. #nowwhat #yikes
bruh, my sibling just waltzed into the living room wearing a T-shirt that says “Mom’s Favorite” in huge letters — and she has the audacity to wink at me. I was about to explode when our dog, who she definitely trained to ignore me, ran straight to her instead. I’m pretty sure I heard my parents whispering something about a new car for her while I was still using the old one with a broken radio — a...
was just mindlessly scrolling through highlights of al-ahli saudi vs al-khaleej while fighting my inner demons about the ten-dollar avocado toast i had for breakfast. honestly, i went deep into my crush's past posts and liked one from three years ago—literally just liked it while envisioning our life together. then, a sudden wave of panic washed over me as i realized they would definitely see it. my whole existence flashed before my eyes, and now i have to avoid them for the next decade. #AlahliSaudiVsAlkhaleej #MyLifeIsAGreekTragedy
was just mindlessly scrolling through highlights of al-ahli saudi vs al-khaleej while fighting my inner demons about the ten-dollar avocado toast i had for breakfast. honestly, i went deep into my crush's past posts and liked one from three years ago—literally just liked it while envisioning our life together. then, a sudden wave of panic washed over me as i realized they would definitely see it. my whole existence flashed before my eyes, and now i have to avoid them for the next decade. #AlahliSaudiVsAlkhaleej #MyLifeIsAGreekTragedy
not gonna lie, my family keeps bringing up my ex like he was the second coming of the Audi F1 team or something. they loved him like he was their favorite new car. meanwhile, my current partner is literally sitting right there, probably plotting his escape, while I panic over the fact that my mom casually compared my love life to a pit stop. i might just pretend to be a fan of racing now. like, lo...